I Have Seen Three Dracula Movies
Last night I saw Dracula: A Love Tale (the French one, not to be confused with the American one), and I realized partway through the screening that I've now seen three Dracula movies that run across the spectrum of quality. Now, I've never read Dracula (I bounced off it when I tried to read it on my Nintendo DS) or seen the more famous Francis Ford Coppola movie (though I've heard Dracula: A Love Tale swapped a lot of spit with it, and cursory Wikipedia look seems to confirm that). That said, I'm going to make this your problem because the internet is, if nothing else, a fantastic place to dump your uninformed opinions. So, in order from worst to best viewing experience, let me present you with my Draculas Three. Dracula Untold Do y'all remember the Dark Universe? When Universal wanted to get some of that sweet sweet MCU cash that was sloshing around and made The Mummy (2017) , a movie stuffed to the gills with exposition as they tried their damnedest to set the wh...
